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tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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distractedbyshinyobjects:

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kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.


You know Winry wears these.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

You know Winry wears these.

(via natasharoman-off)

vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

vverealldeadhere:

So I looked trough my SSBB-snapshots and found this..

(via videocookies)

iamtheredheadedleague:

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

There are tears rolling down my face. Especially at ‘oooh what’s this long skinny broomstick shaped package. ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY’ Harry is so stupid. 

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via beyoncebeytwice)

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

(via videocookies)

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via beyoncebeytwice)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via ruinedchildhood)

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