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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

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"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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slitherup:

welcome to hell ♥

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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dogjpeg:

Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.

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revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

(via videocookies)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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periodpoops:

tumblr is so comforting

the same people on your dash every day

posting nice things

no pressure of conversation

they’re just there

with their little icons and stuff

i love the internet.

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awkward-lee:

the way to my heart is through well-written fanfiction

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

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